A charming “astrologer’s lament” (with my response)

Spotted on writehandedleftie.blogspot.com: an astrologer’s lament. Here’s my response from the client’s point of view.

Sir, I pray, if I am fated
Never to be truly mated,
Tell me how I might reverse
This my solitary curse.

Is there not a lucky mantra
For my happy-ever-after?
Will I need to wear a jewel?
Fight a tiger in a duel?

Tell me and I shall obey
What the planets have to say.
Money’s not a thing to me.
Wait, what? How much will that be?

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